Burning Costs Insurance
Insurance 101 – Undermining America for the good of Americans
Insurance is a myth. From a small seed of truth, a fairytale 1000 size of giant sequoias has sprung. The reality is blocked from view. Surely you noticed all the giant sequoia-like buildings are owned by banks and companies insurance. Where do they get all that money? How much money executives do? Who pays for all this? Take a mirror, "magic mirror on the wall which is the biggest fool of all? What's that you say? The masses! "
Insurance is another unquestioned social reflex. You just bought. You must. The banker insists he has to buy insurance, or obtain the loan. Government orders to buy auto insurance at any cost. Therefore, it must be really good for you. Heck, why not stock up on some of the insurance are not required too? You can not have too much of a good thing. Is it possible?
Somewhere in the dark corners of our minds clouded we hide our thoughts. Like The Emperor's New Clothes, no one shouts: "But he has nothing on!" or "Hey, this is just bullshit!" You are not alone in the dark. They all think. So you are not afraid to talk, here are some of those thoughts aloud secret for the first time:
1) If I speak against insurance, I will be jinxed. My house will surely be burned to the ground and I'll see like an idiot.
2) If I speak against the safe, some dick head that I heard will have an accident and sue people because they are not responsible for their own decisions.
3) Insurance is betting against myself. Why bet against me?
4) If the insurance companies must charge such high premiums because they are losing both payments, how to pay all the big buildings?
5) What insurance companies sell? Air? Promises intend to deny through print? Contracts? Would not you rather invest in a franchise IHOP with that money?
6) If the government represents the people, why me, a people, a criminal when I can not afford car insurance to go to work and feed my family?
7) What dollar amount of insurance and benefits to put lobbyists in the pockets of politicians?
Do I really need travel insurance in cancellation? Why buy a dream trip, then I bet they cancel at the last moment?
9) If I put all the money I spend on insurance at the bank or to the construction of success, how much money I have to deal with my problems on my own terms?
10) If I buy the warranty extended, I agree that you have or be able to find exploits when my widget?
11) Should not companies make quality players last three years in the first place?
12) And finally, did Jennifer Lopez really say for hundreds of millions of dollars? What? She is already rich. The agent who sold this policy is phenomenal.
Yes, we all know that the system is the way out of hand! The fault lies with insurance companies, bankers greedy, spineless politicians and the masses wholeheartedly support this nonsense. Each frivolous lawsuit gives governments an excuse for the obligatory of the people who protect themselves by eliminating costly insurance and individual freedoms.
Soon we will be forced to wear brown-It burning car insurance brokers and cell-phone-slope-TEAR appendices on the HMO. These days the Sleeping Beauty who have sued the owner of the castle (also known as Dad) for that finger prick, lost wages from the coma and the trauma of the scar. Sewing needles without insurance would be outlawed throughout the kingdom.
With a system out of control, how can you protect yourself? Cut the fat. Quit betting against yourself. Think of all the different types of insurance. Stop buying out of reflexes and decide for yourself what you can kick to the curb. Consider the variety out there and it really should have.
Life insurance is going to bet to die as a loser who can not pay for their own funeral or leave their children any inheritance. Extra car insurance bet What crash? Not to mention, the owner of a home mortgage, trip cancellation, emergency evacuation, unemployment, boat, credit card, business interruption, earthquake, disability, health dental, smoking, expatriate, traveler backpack, winter sports, flood, warranties and insurance. The list is endless.
Here is a new monument to the absurd: the terrorist attacks of Insurance. Even being thrust into the art gallery owner in isolated communities of the Northern Great Plains. And Why not? No doubt Osama is hiding in a cave in Afghanistan at this time, conspiracy to rid the world of annoying Remmington Cowboy bronzes.
Agents Insurance profit from these new fears such as snakes injured mice. Apparently, companies want to terrorize buy coverage. Another possibility is a rebel for SCUD for Mount Rushmore can hit a goose in Canada and are twisted. It sucks when that happens! No doubt his goat ranch in Chug Water, Wyoming is in imminent danger this chain of events likely. Perhaps you should add a "unpasteurized cheese-Addition to the terrorist policy. Call your agent today and ask them. To see if going to sell one.
The chances of dying from a mosquito bite is better than the odds that die at the hands of a terrorist. Well, shit! The best government allow companies to require that all carry Mosquito Insurance. Maybe you can get a discount DEET! Better yet, why do not all have a responsibility to deliver bothersome, such as freedom and privacy, to the feds. Then good ol 'Uncle Sam can protect citizens from the threats to our souls wings.
Congress could raise taxes to finance inspectors errors. His work is to comb through her private life, home and property in search of water independent. Do not look for anything else (eyes roll here). However, cancer and glaucoma patients might want to keep the bags away from the pool.
Speaking of cancer, the Air Force might be splashed all from above with a perfectly "safe" insecticide mixture called Agent Tan Coincidentally, that day Gov. their holidays away. Does anyone in their right mind would choose an insurance salesman to public office? Of course, politicians and insurers are selling hot air, so maybe it's a match made in H. ..
A very few are worth buying insurance, as insurance against civil liability automobiles and real estate. Once you have something to lose, it's a safe bet that some lazy troll with an entitlement mentality try to sue. In this case, you want the giants on his side. Insurance companies provide lawyers to run the evil little trolls back under their bridges.
insurance prices United States are out of control. The wide range of insurance bureaucracy have us believe that we can not live without really insulting. Acquisition of all companies coverage make us believe that you need thousands of dollars each year waste. Look for policies to eliminate what I can. Insurance is just legalized gambling. If you are betting against yourself, how do you go to a game of chance on yourself? Pursue their dreams in their place!
About the Author
The preceding is an excerpt from Keeping the Masses Down. Satirist Nola L. Kelsey is the “primary scribe” of this twisted political satire. Coauthor August K. Anderson, CEO of Golden Quest Enterprises is the primary political force behind Masses this motivational, life-conquering manual.
